G. Andrews & Sons
0.1 miles52 London Road, Portsmouth, PO2 0LN
Simply Funerals
Simply Funerals is a funeral director at 24 London Rd, Portsmouth PO2 0LN. The nearest crematorium is Portchester Crematorium, 3.6 miles away.
Contact & location
| Address | 24 London Rd, Portsmouth, PO2 0LN |
|---|---|
| Phone | 023 8064 5615 |
| Website | simply-funerals.co.uk |
| Local council | Portsmouth |
| Area | Portsmouth, Hampshire |
Prices
| Attended funeral (funeral director’s charges only) | £3,040 |
|---|---|
| Unattended (direct) cremation (including the cremation fee) | £2,050 |
| Unattended burial (funeral director’s charges only) | £1,750 |
Estimated total for an attended cremation: about £3,975 — £3,040 funeral director’s charges plus £935 at Portchester Crematorium (its published fee). An officiant, flowers, cars and a wake would be extra. Build a full estimate.
From Simply Funerals’ published standardised price list, checked 26 September 2026. Prices change — always confirm with the funeral director. Compare funeral director prices.
Questions to ask Simply Funerals
- Can I see your standardised price list? Every UK funeral director must publish one online and in the branch. Compare the “attended funeral” and “unattended funeral” totals.
- What isn’t included? Crematorium or cemetery fees, the officiant, flowers and cars are often extra. Ask for an itemised written quote.
- Who owns the business? Funeral directors must disclose their ultimate owner. Some group-owned branches keep a family name.
- Are you a member of a trade body? For example the NAFD or SAIF — both have codes of practice and complaints schemes.
- Can you meet our faith or cultural needs? Ask about washing facilities, urgent burials, viewing and repatriation if they matter to you.
- Where will the person be cared for? Ask whether they have their own mortuary and chapel of rest, and whether you can visit.
Nearest crematoria
- Portchester Crematorium · 3.6 miles
- The Oaks Havant Crematorium · 6.6 miles
- Isle of Wight Crematorium · 10.0 miles
- Wessex Vale Crematorium · 13.1 miles
Nearby cemeteries
- Kingston Cemetery · 0.8 miles
- Milton Cemetery · 1.4 miles
- Highland Cemetery · 2.1 miles
- St. Mary's Church · 2.2 miles
Frequently asked questions
How do I contact Simply Funerals?
Call 023 8064 5615. Visit simply-funerals.co.uk. The address is 24 London Rd, Portsmouth, PO2 0LN. Funeral directors can usually be reached 24 hours a day when someone has died.
How much does Simply Funerals charge?
According to its published standardised price list (checked 2026-09-26), Simply Funerals charges £3,040 for an attended funeral (funeral director’s charges only) and £2,050 for an unattended (direct) cremation including the cremation fee. Always confirm current prices with the funeral director.
Which crematorium is nearest to Simply Funerals?
Portchester Crematorium is 3.6 miles away, and The Oaks Havant Crematorium is 6.6 miles away.
Compare with other funeral directors nearby
It’s worth comparing at least two or three price lists before you decide.
A G Stapleford & Sons Funeral Directors
0.2 miles6 Powerscourt Rd, Portsmouth, PO2 7JN
£2,795 attended funeral £1,545 direct cremation from their price list
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Harris and Steadman
0.7 miles29 Copnor Road, Portsmouth, PO3 5AB
£1,495 direct cremation from their price list
The co-operative funeralcare
0.9 miles157 Fratton Road, Portsmouth, PO1 5ER
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0.9 miles65 Tangier Road, Portsmouth, PO3 6JH
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